Senator John McCain announced today that he’s stepping down from the 2008 president election and that he will endorse the Democratic candidate, senator Barack Hussein Obama. The decision sent shockwaves through both parties, raising a storm of questions like “Have you been threatened by militant Democrats?” and “Are you terminally Ill?” Read rest of story…

Me: I have decided who I’m going to vote for in the election. Do you want to know?
Her: What election?
Me: The president election, of course. Now guess who I’m voting for.
Her: We don’t have a president.
Me: COME ON! The US election, of course. Anyway, I’m voting for Obama.
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