Senator John McCain announced today that he’s stepping down from the 2008 president election and that he will endorse the Democratic candidate, senator Barack Hussein Obama. The decision sent shockwaves through both parties, raising a storm of questions like “Have you been threatened by militant Democrats?” and “Are you terminally Ill?” Read rest of story…

Me: I have decided who I’m going to vote for in the election. Do you want to know?
Her: What election?
Me: The president election, of course. Now guess who I’m voting for.
Her: We don’t have a president.
Me: COME ON! The US election, of course. Anyway, I’m voting for Obama.
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It seems like Bollywood men can wear pink. Is it the color of their skin that makes it look better on them. I don’t know. The song is great tho. PINK! By Aerosmith. And I guess Steven Tyler can pull off wearing pink too, even though he’s white (or light pink). Read rest of story…

I don’t like pink. It can be cute on a girl, of course. But it’s not a good color on men. It makes us look like we want to be girls. I’ve tried ignoring it, but I can’t. It’s stupid, because I don’t know the colors of the curtains in the living room or the eye colors of the people I work with. Colors isn’t my thing. It’s not important. Except pink. It’s in my face. Loud and feminine. Can you believe I just bought a pink shirt? For myself! With my own money! Here’s how my wife tricked me: Read rest of story…