Taking the remote to bed is probably not the way to keep a woman. When she does that sexy dance beside your bed, that thing rising under the sheets had better be something she wants. Besides, there will be plenty of time for TV-sports later.
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The difference between men and women according to Allah (or sheik Jassem Al-Mutawah), is that a man will think before he speaks while a woman will talk first and then think. The good man (the sheik) is kind enough to say that he is not speaking about every woman and every man but about men and women in general.
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A woman with a cigarette walks up to a man and says “excuse me, may I?” Being the gentleman that he is, he naturally finds his lighter and lights it. Then, out of the blue she picks up his beer and spills it all over him. Women!
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