“Are you a man who drinks cocktails? With a little umbrella? Shaken, not stirred? Do you use facial cream? Do you have a perm? Are you trying your best to live up to the expectations of women by being a ‘metrosexual’ ? Aww man, you’re wipped!”
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“Ah women. Women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women… For you young fellows, fresh on the cusp on the blooming manhood, the questions abound. What are women like? What do women want? How should I treat a woman? Perhaps the swarthiest question facing any young man is: Finding a woman in the first place. It turns out to be: Nearly impossible!”

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