A jealous ex-girlfriend ripped off a guy’s left testicle and tried to eat it, BBC World reports. She failed to swallow it and the poor guy got his testicle back. But all the kings doctors and all the kings men couldn’t put Testi together again. OK, I shouldn’t be laughing about another guy’s testicle pain. Sorry, bro. (But it IS a painfully fun story - read the details below)

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.”

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Read the full story on BBC World