How about this for a wedding day; have Ashton Kutcher’s team of wedding crashers spice up the party with weird happenings. That’s the plot anyway, in Kutcher’s new TV show The Real Wedding Crashers. It sounds like a lot of fun, but you’d better have her written approval beforehand. And if it doesn’t turn out fun, have a great honeymoon planned to smooth things out.

Their latest goof-off assumes that weddings often are inherently boring for both the vow-takers and assembled guests. So the bride and groom are in on these particular jokes, with help from five undercover wedding cashers.

Being punk’d are all those people who’ve thought enough of the newlyweds to shower them with Target gift cards. In the opening episode, a fake preacher has a coughing fit, the wedding cake winds up on the floor and a server keeps heisting still half-full plates.

“We’re not jamming this down anyone’s throat,” Kutcher says in a teleconference. “If someone had an issue with it, well, then they’re not really thinking about the bride and groom. Because this is what they want… I don’t think we’re turning the wedding into shambles. What we’re doing is enhancing the experience for everyone and making it a day you’ll never forget.”

Photo: From the movie “Wedding Crashers” with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.