http://www.brakar.com/526/thank-you-lord-for-our-testosterone.html Brakar.com Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:18:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://www.brakar.com/526/thank-you-lord-for-our-testosterone.html#comment-23119 How Your Woman Broke You In at Brakar.com Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:54:33 +0000 http://www.brakar.com/526/thank-you-lord-for-our-testosterone.html#comment-23119 [...] Much like wild horses are tamed to be useful to humans, men are broken in to suit the needs of Women. It’s a fact. They can’t have us running around like testosterone filled teenagers. That wouldn’t be practical at all. But do you know just how you’re broken in? Didn’t think so. But Angry in LA knows, and I’ve stolen the secret to reveal it to you. The systematic domestification of the human male [...] [...] Much like wild horses are tamed to be useful to humans, men are broken in to suit the needs of Women. It’s a fact. They can’t have us running around like testosterone filled teenagers. That wouldn’t be practical at all. But do you know just how you’re broken in? Didn’t think so. But Angry in LA knows, and I’ve stolen the secret to reveal it to you. The systematic domestification of the human male [...]

]]> http://www.brakar.com/526/thank-you-lord-for-our-testosterone.html#comment-17955 Men On Ice: Mocking Manliness at Brakar.com Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:08:41 +0000 http://www.brakar.com/526/thank-you-lord-for-our-testosterone.html#comment-17955 [...] I don’t know how to react to the move “Blades of Glory”, where two rival figure scating men (Will Ferrel and John Heder) are forced to work together. It’s basicly a comedy about men being humiliated. “They lock legs and hold hands, bump and grind and plant their faces in each other’s crotch. It’s hilarious and unsettling: The joke, which deftly avoids gay baiting, is on straight men,” Gina Piccalo writes in the Los Angeles Times. Ok, so the jokes on me. Maybe that’s why I’m not laughing. Then again, maybe I will laugh when I actually see the movie. I might never know. I mean, why bother? I think it’s OK that guys cringe at the thought of touching another man’s crotch. It’s OK for men to be men. I don’t need to humiliate myself because I’m not in touch with my feminine side. “I found it. I married her. I’m good. I got feminine side 24 hours a day. And I need her.” If audience reactions can be believed, there’s nothing more laughable or downright discomfiting than watching “manly” men cringe and squirm after an encounter with their soft side. And the examples grow more ridiculous by the moment. They wrestle nude (”Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”) or rub backsides and sing about “Guy Love” (NBC’s “Scrubs”) or accidentally kiss (Super Bowl Snickers ad) or snuggle up on an air mattress (”Wild Hogs”). [...] [...] I don’t know how to react to the move “Blades of Glory”, where two rival figure scating men (Will Ferrel and John Heder) are forced to work together. It’s basicly a comedy about men being humiliated. “They lock legs and hold hands, bump and grind and plant their faces in each other’s crotch. It’s hilarious and unsettling: The joke, which deftly avoids gay baiting, is on straight men,” Gina Piccalo writes in the Los Angeles Times. Ok, so the jokes on me. Maybe that’s why I’m not laughing. Then again, maybe I will laugh when I actually see the movie. I might never know. I mean, why bother? I think it’s OK that guys cringe at the thought of touching another man’s crotch. It’s OK for men to be men. I don’t need to humiliate myself because I’m not in touch with my feminine side. “I found it. I married her. I’m good. I got feminine side 24 hours a day. And I need her.” If audience reactions can be believed, there’s nothing more laughable or downright discomfiting than watching “manly” men cringe and squirm after an encounter with their soft side. And the examples grow more ridiculous by the moment. They wrestle nude (”Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”) or rub backsides and sing about “Guy Love” (NBC’s “Scrubs”) or accidentally kiss (Super Bowl Snickers ad) or snuggle up on an air mattress (”Wild Hogs”). [...]

]]> http://www.brakar.com/526/thank-you-lord-for-our-testosterone.html#comment-17391 I have two women to impregnate this morning at Brakar.com Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:39:19 +0000 http://www.brakar.com/526/thank-you-lord-for-our-testosterone.html#comment-17391 [...] See what I mean? Instead read something useful, like Thank you, Lord, for our testosterone! [...] [...] See what I mean? Instead read something useful, like Thank you, Lord, for our testosterone! [...]

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