“Before I got married I did many things correctly. My plan for happiness was to set the bar low and clear it by a mile. Now I�m married, and that means I have to explain myself a lot. I can no longer leave a hot iron on my shirt just to see how long it takes to burn it, then draw more comics and buy another shirt. Suddenly that sort of thing is wrong.”

Scott Adams is hilarious in his comic Dilbert, and even when he writes about marriage. Read the rest of his blog post where he faces a dilemma when cleaning up after a family get-together, and solves it just as Dilbert would.

I�m thinking that the tray of ham debris MIGHT be garbage. It sure looked like it. But maybe Shelly had plans to make a soup. I had never seen her make a soup from a hambone, but life is full of firsts. Or maybe she already promised the bone to my mother-in-law for her dog. Knowing that I might disappoint a human is enough pressure, but now I had to worry about making a dog sad. It was almost too much to bear.