What would you do if you were stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere with two other people, one woman and one man? They are both from your country, there’s nowhere to go and nowhere to hide. This is what you would do:

The Italian way:
One man kills the other man for the woman.

The French way:
All three are living happily together in a “menage a trois”.

The German way:
The two men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the woman.

The Greek way:
The two men are sleeping with each other and the woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The Bulgarian way:
Both men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the woman, and then they started swimming.

The Irish way:
All three began by dividing up their island, Northside and Southside, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.

The American way:
Both men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

The Indian way:
Both men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.

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Joke stolen from Everybody’s Friend and rewritten. Illustration photo ‘Sipadan Island‘ by Mr Aaron.