Senator John McCain announced today that he’s stepping down from the 2008 president election and that he will endorse the Democratic candidate, senator Barack Hussein Obama. The decision sent shockwaves through both parties, raising a storm of questions like “Have you been threatened by militant Democrats?” and “Are you terminally Ill?”

Senator McCain stood firm and proud when he answered “As you know I’ve never backed away from a fight. This is not an exception. I am a soldier and I recognize natural authority when I see it. Barack Obama is the kind of leader our country needs now. He’s simply more manly than I am.”

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