Me: I have decided who I’m going to vote for in the election. Do you want to know?
Her: What election?
Me: The president election, of course. Now guess who I’m voting for.
Her: We don’t have a president.
Me: COME ON! The US election, of course. Anyway, I’m voting for Obama.
Her: You can’t vote in the US election.
Me: Sure I can. Haven’t you heard. It’s all computer voting now. I can just push a button on Internet and *BAM* Obama is president.
Her: As if. You have to be a US citizen to vote in the US election.
Me: That’s what you think. There’s no way they can tell that I’m Norwegian when I push the voting button.
(She just looks at me)
Me: Hellooo? I told you about Anonymizer, remember?
Her: Listen. They can’t just let anyone vote online. Especially if they are anonymous. It would ruin the whole election. Just imagine what would happen if every teenager in the whole world could vote.
Me: Shut up, woman! Don’t be so…
(mumbling)
Her: Unstupid?
Me: Yeah, that’s the word I was looking for. Clever girl…
Her: Why don’t you Digg Obama instead.
Me: Already done. I created 43 user accounts and gave Obama a Digg from all of them. Just to be sure.

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