August 2, 2006 @ 3:01 am
Top Ten Things To Understand About Men
Women love lists, especially those who tell men what they need to understand about women or why women are superior to men. Well, Darryl James (author and filmmaker) has made a list for you to share with your woman (and give a copy to your friends too). It’s the Top Ten Things To Understand About Men:
1. Silence is golden - you don’t have to make certain that you are heard on every issue, every time.
2. A toilet seat in the “up” position is a good thing - if we leave it down, it can turn out very bad.
3. Keep your man separate from your girlfriends - if they don’t like us, chances are we don’t like them.
4. Let us know if you want someone to listen or someone to help you solve the problem.
5. Stop trying to force us to like the things you like, and/or to be the things you are.
6. Speak to us in a language we can understand - we don’t really know what a size 7/8 is.
7. Trying to get men to decipher your shrouded desires is just not productive.
8. Stop pretending men are wrong for wanting what we want - if you don’t want the same thing just say so.
9. Don?t ask a question you don?t want the answer to.
10. Pay attention to what you say and don?t be angry when we do the same - don’t say nothing is wrong if something is wrong.
Read the original list on The Bridge