Jerry Seinfeld admits that he don’t understand women. This is probably very old, but it’s still funny.

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don’t get it, okay? I admit, I am not getting the signals. I am not getting it. Women, they’re so subtle. Their little… Everything they do is so subtle. Men are not subtle. We are obvious. Women know what men want. Men know what men want. What do we want? We want women. That’s it.

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It’s the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don’t know about that. We don’t know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we’ve had so far.

The car horn honk, is that the beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by in front of the car, he honks eeeeeh-eeeeh-eeeeh. This man is out of ideas.

The amazing thing is that we still get women, don’t we. Men, I mean men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organisation: Where the women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man… Ok, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene.

That’s why I think men get frustrated when we see women reading articles, like “where to meet men”. We’re here, we are everywhere! We are honking our horns to serve you better.

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